Judge John Hodgman on Buying Multiple Christmas Trees

Cres writes: My spouse and I are celebrating our first Christmas in a brand new home. We acquire each hot-air balloon and snowman tree ornaments as “symbols of our love.” Now that we now have area, I wish to have separate, themed bushes in separate rooms (one snowman tree, one hot-air balloon tree). My spouse says one tree solely.

This court docket applauds your data of the very particular issues that make you cheerful. But hoarding bushes feels extreme within the season of giving and should serve to make your new neighbors fear about you. Also, why do you need to divorce your symbols of affection on the primary Christmas in your new home? Don’t banish the snowmen to the TV room! Let them frolic with hot-air balloons on one tree! Donate no matter you’d have spent on bonus bushes to charity.

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